Adventures in Baby-Hunting

So far, I have:

• had about a million contractions, that won't get consistent.
• slugged down a couple gallons of raspberry tea (thank goodness it's delicious) and double that amount of water.
• traumatized my friend the Sober Psycho by making her go to the mall and try on girly clothes.
• made a Silence of the Lambs reference that knocked TSP out of the chair and onto the floor in spasms of laughter
• scrubbed the bathroom floor. You could eat off my baseboards in there.
• walked a couple miles or ten.
• realized the BF is going to be completely screwed.  I'm not even in full Snarky Bitch mode yet and he's already showing signs of trauma.
• started sneezing like no one's business.

That's been my day so far.