Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Adventures in Baby-Hunting

So far, I have:
  • had about a million contractions, that won't get consistent.
  • slugged down a couple gallons of raspberry tea (thank goodness it's delicious) and double that amount of water.
  • traumatized my friend the Sober Psycho by making her go to the mall and try on girly clothes.
  • made a Silence of the Lambs reference that knocked TSP out of the chair and onto the floor in spasms of laughter
  • scrubbed the bathroom floor. You could eat off my baseboards in there.
  • walked a couple miles or ten.
  • realized the BF is going to be completely screwed.  I'm not even in full Snarky Bitch mode yet and he's already showing signs of trauma.
  • started sneezing like no one's business.
That's been my day so far.


  1. Pulling for you. Hang in there, kid. Time's passing and soon..............

  2. Please to not traumatize the bf TOO BADLY.