- had about a million contractions, that won't get consistent.
- slugged down a couple gallons of raspberry tea (thank goodness it's delicious) and double that amount of water.
- traumatized my friend the Sober Psycho by making her go to the mall and try on girly clothes.
- made a Silence of the Lambs reference that knocked TSP out of the chair and onto the floor in spasms of laughter
- scrubbed the bathroom floor. You could eat off my baseboards in there.
- walked a couple miles or ten.
- realized the BF is going to be completely screwed. I'm not even in full Snarky Bitch mode yet and he's already showing signs of trauma.
- started sneezing like no one's business.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Adventures in Baby-Hunting
So far, I have: